Monday, May 21, 2018

Movie Review: Grindhouse (2007)

 During the 1970's, it became common in some circles to refer to small budget movies aka B Movies as being "grindhouse" flicks. Just how and why this term came about is unclear. What is clear is the fact that despite the low budgets and near complete lack of big name acting talent, such movies found a receptive audience that very much enjoyed them. One big reason why audiences liked these movies is that they often were much more original than the all too often formula driven productions that came out of Hollywood.

 Although the Drive-Ins and the big city theaters that constituted the B Movie Theatrical Circuit have largely gone by the wayside, there is a great deal of nostalgia out there for the low budget flicks of the past. This nostalgia has led to the tremendous success of low cost DVD packages such as the Mill Creek line of 50 and 100 movie packs where the prices are about 50 cents or less per movie. Of course, these are all public domain flicks, but one reason why they are public domain in the first place is that most of the low budget production companies went out of business during the transition period between the days when B Movies were released to theaters and the development of the original movies direct to the public via the DVD & VHS market. Extinct companies do not renew copyrights.

 The other reason is that before it became clear that there was a healthy market for B Movies on DVD/VHS, many of the low budget production houses did not renew the copyrights on their creations. After all, TV stations and cable channels rarely ran "grindhouse movies" with the result that there was no real financial incentive to renew those copyrights. This success of "grindhouse" flicks on DVD has not escaped the attention of Hollywood. However, instead of paying attention to why folks would prefer the low budget movies of the past over the big budget flicks of today, the big shots in Hollywood got it in their heads that the way to capitalize on the success of grindhouse flicks would be to take the grindhouse name and use it for their own ends.

In other words, instead of abandoning the tired old formulas and embracing new, original ideas, Hollywood decided to make a typical piece of hack drivel and market it under the name "Grindhouse" and hope that the American people would fall for it like a bunch of suckers.

 In the case of Grindhouse, the American people proved the Hollywood conventional wisdom wrong. Despite a slew of positive reviews, written by critics who would not recognize a genuine B Movie under any circumstances, the viewing public stayed away from Grindhouse. Despite the fact that this movie was made on a huge budget that combined with the budget for advertising and promotions added up to over $100 Million, Grindhouse grossed less than $30 Million world wide. As it happens, the movie audience was right to stay away from Grindhouse as it is a truly horrible flick.

 Grindhouse was billed as a tribute to the "grindhouse" movies of the past. There was a great deal of inconsistency at work here as Grindhouse was made at a budget massively larger than what any of the low budget flicks that it claimed to pay tribute to. Likewise, Grindhouse had none of the inventiveness of the grindhouse movies and those low budget flicks rarely had big name acting talent associated with them while Grindhouse the movie is practically overflowing with it.

 As final proof of the awfulness of Grindhouse, consider that the geniuses behind it have announced that instead of releasing Grindhouse on DVD in the form that it was originally released to theaters, it will be divided into 2 different features entitled "Deathproof" & "Planet Terror." Obviously, the studio bosses are attempting to avoid the stigma attached to Grindhouse and are trying to sucker the public into buying this garbage by pretending that these are 2 different movies that have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

 Irregardless of whatever name(s) that it goes by, Grindhouse is trash and ought to be avoided as such.

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